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AI hype

Loosely inspired by Prime's video about I Think They Are Lying To You and more personal opinions that were occupying my mind for last few months.

Purely personal observations, do not take anything seriously, read it with a smile/smirk on your face.

It's a hastily written down stream of consciousness and thoughts (you know, like the next-token prediction in response.choices?.[0]?.message?.reasoning_content)

I am an AI btw, an Actual Italian. And also hypocritical, and so are you. And that's fine.

Warning 1: Every single, badly chosen word on this blog is written by me
Warning 2: I write code mixed with LLM-generated code all day, every day, with a twist though. I use local models only. I want to believe that I am exploiting them nepo-babies by doing so, foolishly.
Warning 3: If you have 2 minutes to spare while the agent is concoculating, they might not be well spent here. Go back to your terminal, and spin up another loop, seriously.


Let me start with this:

You know, there is this thing called Money.

It can be quite nice, sometimes.

It's also fucking cancer, sometimes.

There is also that thing called People.

They are also pretty nice, sometimes.

They can also be easily manipulated, manipulative, hypocritical.

And do pretty shitty things, sometimes.

They're also fucking cancer, sometimes.


The current AI-craze is driven by Money and People.

The perfect ingredients to a (temporarily) successful boom/money-grab are:

  • Fear/Panic
  • Bias(es)
  • Addiction
  • Economics
  • Anthropomorphization

With "Fear/Panic" I mean the proposed industry-wide CEO/Investors-AI-pilled-driven job-cuts and Token-sellers proposing next-token generators and statistics as a digitalized and anthropomorphized replacement for your expertise and knowledge. All while playing the "reverse Robin Hood", stealing from the internet and intellectual works, and selling it back to you as a service.

BTW the only way this works out, of course, is by making you fearful about your future. Not only you: investors, CEO's and such are all fueling this self-fullfilling prophecy of "AI in everything or we'll miss out big".

AI is essentially fast-code, the digital equivalent of fast-food/fast-fashion. It makes you temporarily feel full, while making you forget the real cost of the actions you are taking. It's "penny-wise, pound-foolish" all over again, in a different disguised form, prioritizing output over value/quality.

With Bias(es) I mean specifically the following ones, I am not even gonna quote anything, read about them (or let them summarize them for you by an AI 😁):

and many more I might have missed, but that's not the point.

The point is that it is, simply put, a trap: and we're graciously falling for it, even though knowingly.

With "Addiction" I mean that it exploits your need for your next dopamin hit, it's a slot machine for the next-token, disguised as a "thinking" machine that amazes with their sycophantically generated responses using next-token prediction, diffusion, [put next tech amazing here].

With "Economics" I mean: Take a look at the inflation and more generally the financial well-being of people/families over the past few years, and tell me with all your respect for yourself that we are not in deep shit and it degenerated quickly fast. Like "cursor-composer-2"-fast. The concentration of wealth is real, and we're all making it even more real with our actions out of fear. The hype around "AI productivity" is disguised as a justification for hiring freezes, wage cuts or more generally because the actual business economics are not that well off, and the company just wants to play the game of "we're sooo in this AI-spiel that we can afford to replace human knowledge-workers with machines now".

The "Anthropomorphization" part should be pretty clear now: the statistical/mathematical nature of next-token prediction fits perfectly in the UI to make it look more "human". Mimicking human speech and flow of words, you're eager with anticipation if the next response will actually spit out the answer you wanted to hear, just couldn't find the words/solution for it.

I have a pretty reductionist take on this whole situation.


It's just that the evidence is in plain sight, yet, "since the genie is out of the bottle" (which btw, is such a bullshit thing to say) we, as a collective, need to follow the master-plan vibed out by billionaries/trillionaries and govs.

Although I think there can be alternative ways of using/leveraging LLM's. First of all dropping the terms "AI" because it's a pure marketing term, and it needs to be anthropomorphized to make an impact, and sell well.

auto-regressive factorization, probability distribution, self-supervised-learning, generative-pre-trained-transformers, large-language-models, generative-bullshit-generators, next-token-prediction are all boring as fuck honestly, I agree.

They are boring because they sound like tools.

Tools are used by humans.

Tools can replace some human work and interactions, but I really do not think in this context, it's what they are sold as.

AI must be anthropomorphized so that we can relate to it; and at the end of the day we like role-playing, addictive things and are gullible to statistics.

They are sold with the label of some old-school printers like "HP AIO", as in All-in-One.

The only thing "All-in" here is the money from nepo-babies trying to fuck you over.

But that's just my thinking process. Wait, actually...

PS: the "Wait, actually..." is a common phrase regurgitated by Qwen models in their reasoning blocks, wanted to end this puked out blog post with something stupid. Actually, wait.. The whole thing is pretty much stupid, as humans sometimes like to do things.

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I wanted to end this post with some excerpts of this beautiful alliteration/song by Luke Nickle (fast version, slow version)

and I’m
abducting yer intention with 
apocalypse inventions
like an alien injection 
I’m an anal imposition
an american implosion 
with an asymptote infection
abdicating introspection 
while I’m aiding insurrection 

and inasmuch as I’m  
automating industry, 
amping inequality 
altering intimacy in our 
aging idiocracy
aesthetically insipid, with an 
artistry of impudence
abetting yer irrelevance, 
aligning in indifference 

with apostle imposters, 
armageddon icons
affluent influencers 
annihilating iran 
aspiring immortals 
authoring isolation 
awkwardly immoral, 
agents of Inflation

absent of identity except 
avoiding ignominy 
autocratic imagery 
authentically illusory 
amending imperfection with 
abundant indirection
and aimless ideation while
aroused by ivermectin 

oh FUCK you 
and your ai 
FUCK you elon, FUCK you sam, 
FUCK you sundar pichai 
you said the chance 
that we all die is 
around 1 in 5 – was that hype? 
or are you really 
generating genocide? 

...

oh FUCK you 
and your AI 
FUCK you David (Sacks), 
Marc, and Peter (Thiel) did you 
find your antichrist? 
just stick your asinine 
investment right up in 
between your thighs 
go FUCK yourself
with your AI

I’ve got my brain and
I’ve got my eyes 
they look into my 
head sometimes 

so then my mouth 
can speak my mind 
I think therefore 
FUCK your AI